Cultivation Trainee

Xiao Heizai was the youngest idol trainee under the Ma family. For some unknown reason, he couldn't gather his Douzhi energy, so he was forced to switch to the Vegetable Cultivation Manual. Follow along: my left hand, my right hand, one slow motion; my right hand, my left hand, replay that slow motion. Maybe I shouldn't sing that song after all. I'm afraid I'll get mobbed online.