From the Start, I Offered Confucius Cola and Duck Necks, Then Became a God of the College Entrance Exam

[System + Modern City + Folk Culture + Everyday Power Fantasy + Business and Farming + Multiple Heroines + College Entrance Exams + Campus Life + Top Student + 2012 Era]

People only live for two things: making money and showing off!

Without money, your parents toil their whole lives with their backs bent. Without strength, any Tom, Dick, or Harry dares to mock you to your face!

On the eve of the college entrance exams, Jiang Ming offers Confucius a can of cola and a serving of Juewei duck neck, accidentally awakening the Offering System.

What does the System do? Send bizarre modern offerings to the gods in exchange for divine intervention!

How does it work? Buy one, get one free: a double-edged sword that guarantees a thrill!

For example: make an offering to Confucius and gain a supercharged brain with perfect recall, but the price is that for the next seven days, you can only speak in pure classical Chinese!

With the socially fatal