My Senior Brothers: Truly Fierce, Truly Pitiful

An ironclad rule has spread throughout the cultivation world: Better to offend the King of Hell than enter Wuwang Sect in Valley of the Villains.

Rumor has it that the sect master, Feng Buyan, is a peerless god of slaughter who can split the sea with a single sword, and that his five demonic disciples are all bloodthirsty villains with countless deaths on their hands.

Long Youyou, a four-and-a-half-year-old half-dragon toddler, drops from the sky and crashes right through the thatched roof of Wuwang Sect.

She thinks she's fallen into a demon's lair, only to discover that these demons are so poor they've pawned even their underwear. Now they're all huddled around a broken pot, drinking the northwest wind!

The god of slaughter, her master, is cursed to sleep, and sleepwalks into splitting mountains and racking up an astronomical debt;

The eldest senior brother, “Bloodhand Butcher,” is an obsessive-compulsive mother hen who uses his peerless saber only to slice potatoes into evenly sized strips;

The second senior sister, “Poison Widow,” is determined to become a miracle doctor, but the blood-restoring pills she concocts can blow up half a mountain on the spot;

The third senior brother, “Sinister Array Lord,” is severely nearsighted, and his supposedly vicious killing formations are actually anti-fall navigation arrays;

The fourth senior brother, “Lord of Ten Thousand Bones,” is a severe social phobic and stutterer who relies on creepy skeletons to speak for him;

The fifth senior brother, “Shadowless Thief,” is the fastest in the world, yet loves trading ten-thousand-year-old spirit herbs for glass marbles from mortal children.

Faced with a sect full of frail and broken misfits, the chubby little dragon pats her chest and declares, “This family would fall apart without me!”

She turns the second senior sister's failed nuclear-bomb pills into a supreme weapon and charges her righteous enemies a fortune; with her treasure-hunting radar at full power, she strips every major secret realm bare!

Later, the Righteous Alliance tries to besiege the sect and seize the dragon cub's treasures. The sleeping god of slaughter sweeps across the eight directions with one sword strike, while her villainous senior siblings reveal their secret identities: “You dared threaten our sect's livelihood? We'll wipe out your entire clan!”

Her reclusive Dragon Emperor father even arrives with a hundred thousand sea demons to fight for custody.

Youyou counts her gold on an abacus and smiles sweetly. “Stop fighting. Wouldn't it be better to make money and ascend together?”