Jin Xing is an underachiever at the Sword Peak of the Ancient Era Sect, so poor he can barely afford a pot to piss in. His swordsmanship is awful, and his only asset is a dumbass AI puppet he built himself.
His greatest wish is to farm, raise puppets, and stay out of the trial hall.
But Sword Peak doesn't accept female disciples, forbids romance between men, and has four thousand rules. To top it off, he's forced to become a direct disciple.
His junior brother is a hapless rich kid, his senior brother is a dim-witted powerhouse, and his master is a schemer.
He thought this was how his life would be until he saw things from a new angle.
Note: No romance, light ensemble cast. This book is pretty absurd and kind of crazy in every way.
So beautiful, goddess, goddess, I love you
Good-looking, very good-looking,
Not bad, it looks pretty good, but a little lacking. Not bad, not bad, very wonderful