Sages Awaken: You Read the Memorial on Sending Off the Troops and Awaken Lü Bu?

In this world, anyone can awaken the persona of a sage and gain all kinds of superpowers.

Shout, "I am the First Emperor! Let future generations count the reigns: the Second, the Third, and on to the Ten-Thousandth, forever and without end," and you can awaken Qin Shi Huang.

Shout, "Blood dyes my battle robe through to my armor! Who at Dangyang dares challenge my might? Of all those who charged through the enemy ranks to save their lord, only Zhao Zilong of Changshan stands alone!" and you can awaken Zhao Yun.

Shout, "If only the flying general of Longcheng were still here, no barbarian horses would cross the Yin Mountains!" and you can awaken Li Guang.

On the day he was due to awaken, Yang Tiangang, who had transmigrated here, heard his awakened persona's first words to the world: "Silence, you shameless old villain! You took advantage of my youth, tore me from my childhood sweetheart, locked me in the classroom, and buried me in homework for three years!"

"I am a man of seven feet tall. How could I ever accept you as my master?"

Wait.

I recited the Memorial on Sending a Troop to War. Wasn't I supposed to awaken Zhuge Liang?

How did I end up with Lu Bu?