One egg from the start, one bottle of medicated oil, and I talked the entire cultivation world into knots.
Ding Chang transmigrated into a Spiritual Source Body of the Yin-Yang Sect. In name, he was a disciple. In reality, he was a disposable tool, a cultivation furnace meant to help demonesses advance their cultivation.
He was pinned to a stone bed from the start, his life hanging by a thread, when he bound himself to a cross-dimensional livestream System.
And so the cultivation world gained two "ancient divine artifacts":
An egg: divine sense cannot penetrate it, and its vibrations hold profound mysteries.
A bottle of medicated oil: one application works instantly, dispelling all cold poison.
The demoness clutched them and refused to let go. The cool and aloof senior sister chased after him for more, and even the peerless sword goddess began to question her life.
Only the livestream viewers knew the truth:
"Streamer, you call this thing a divine artifact?"
"Don't ask. The answer is science."
Until one day, he was sent to the God-Slaying Platform, where no one had survived in a thousand years.
Ding Chang walked up barefoot, right in front of the whole livestream audience...
That day, the entire cultivation world fell to its knees.