You Asked Me to Kill Mosquitoes, So Why Did I Shoot Down a Satellite?

[Urban Imagination] [Superb Handicrafts] [Black Technology] [Livestream Shenanigans] [Lighthearted Comedy] [National Team]

Chen Feng scored 198 on the college entrance exam and unexpectedly bound himself to the [Super Handicrafts System].

The System didn't give him money, only technology, blueprints, knowledge, and core components.

Want to make money?

Build it yourself! Livestream it yourself!

Too many mosquitoes in the village during summer?

While everyone else burns mosquito coils, Chen Feng hand-builds a laser mosquito zapper.

Not powerful enough to be satisfying?

Then he'll spend the family's entire 100,000 yuan in savings to build a five-meter-tall laser mosquito cannon!

Viewers: "???"

"We asked you to kill mosquitoes, and you actually built a cannon?"

"You killed tens of thousands of mosquitoes with one shot? What's next, you're going to say it can hit satellites!"

Chen Feng: "Satellites? Those things are more than 30,000 kilometers away. How could I possibly hit them?"

Late that night.

A Longguo low-orbit satellite suddenly plummeted.

A geostationary satellite 36,000 kilometers away abruptly lost contact.

Then several foreign satellites sent out alerts at the same time.

Aerospace expert: "Pull up the exact time of the malfunction!"

Military: "Wait... Why does that time match his livestream?"

Foreign observers: "Impossible! That mosquito zapper couldn't possibly have done it!"

Chen Feng: "...I really was just trying to kill some mosquitoes!"

And that was only the beginning.

Can't get your bedding dry in the sun?

Too lazy to carry an umbrella when it rains?

Put your keys down and lose them a moment later?

Can't sleep because the dog keeps barking at night?

Your phone always needs charging?

Cooking in the kitchen leaves the whole house full of fumes?

Too hot in summer and too cold in winter?

Too many flies in the pigsty?

Have to sweep the leaves in the yard every day?