You Were Supposed to Exorcise the Female Ghost, So Why Did You Invite Her Back to Warm Your Bed?

Zhang Che had just transmigrated into a Taoist priest at Mount Longhu when a thousand-year-old female ghost came to claim his life.

System: "Host, eliminate her immediately. Reward: 1,000 merit points."

Female ghost: "You may kill me, but you may not humiliate me!"

Looking at the stunningly beautiful female ghost before him, Zhang Che's lips curled into a mischievous, meaningful smile…

Female ghost: ???

System: Host, you shouldn't do that. At the very least, you really shouldn't…

To restore the incense offerings at his temple, Zhang Che started livestreaming.

He thought people would want him to tell their fortunes, but he never expected this.

A wealthy woman wanted to watch him dance?

The campus belle wanted him to go clubbing with her?

A young married woman wanted him to warm her bed?

A female doctor wanted him to help with a dissection?

Zhang Che was speechless, but since these female lay practitioners were so enthusiastic, he could only accept their invitations…

Netizens were stunned and joked: "Reverend, you tell us to believe in science, so what's that thunderbolt in your palm?"

Zhang Che: "Oh, that? It's the latest AI special effect. Didn't you know?"

The demons and ghosts broke down in tears: "Back then, I walked around with my hands in my pockets, thinking I had no equal. Then he showed up. Now I keep both hands over my head, with no idea how to fight back… Sob…"

749: "Zhang Che, the Ghost King is about to revive. You're the only one who can suppress him!"

Zhang Che: "Hold on, I'm just an ordinary Taoist priest. You're asking me to kill the Ghost King?"

749: "The Ghost King is a woman."

Zhang Che: "What?! The Ghost King is about to revive? We can't allow that! For the sake of all living things, though I am but a mortal, what have I to fear!"