One Man, One Funeral Dynasty, Now Offering Custom Services

Lighthearted, funny, low-key powerhouse, playing the fool to catch the tiger

A funeral-service family with a thousand-year legacy, absolutely professional.

Dad is a feng shui master, and Mom runs the shop.

My eldest sister’s family handles construction, my second sister’s family provides full-service catering, and my wife does makeup for the deceased.

As for me, I’m a professional filial son.

Someone wants to take advantage of deceased supernatural beings? No way. They’re our valued clients.

You should know, our family has four supernatural beings holding down the fort.

If you’re still not scared, we can bring out an entire army of paper figures.

You say paper figures are too fragile and can’t take a hit? Fine, I’ll find someone to upgrade them. I’ll turn them into magical artifacts. So, what are you going to do about that?

What? The supernatural world is about to descend into chaos? That’s great!

The more chaotic the supernatural world gets, the better. Chaos means people die. When people die, we get business.

Our professional funeral services now offer advance bookings, too.

Book at 80 and get 5% off. Book at 50 and get 10% off. If you book at 20, we’ll give you 20% off outright.

Limited availability, so book now!