The Sickly-Crazy Power Minister Always Mistakes My Killing Moves for Foreplay

【Mutual misunderstandings + everyone ships the wrong couple + slapstick survival + reborn to atone, bittersweet romance】 Transmigrated into a book as the Celestial Master who protects the nation, Ye Yunshang starts out with everything handed to her! Clad in purple robes, she inherits the Celestial Master's residence, complete with a full set of magical artifacts, and turns her life around in an instant. There is just one terrible catch: She has only five years left to live! Five years from now, a memorial submitted by Xie Zhiyuan, the legitimate son of the Chancellor, will sentence her to a gruesome death by chariot dismemberment, leaving not a trace of her remains. To stay alive, she keeps her head down, builds up her strength, and lays traps at every turn, focused on killing the future enemy who is destined to murder her before he gets the chance. Everyone in Dayong is saying the new Celestial Master is obsessed with the ailing young master of the Xie family, madly in love with him and willing to do anything. Ye Yunshang is speechless: “Stop shipping us! I want to kill him, not because I like him!” But no one could have expected this: When she is poisoned, reviled by the people as a demoness, and driven into a desperate corner, the sickly young man who is always coughing blood and too frail to stand steps in front of her, using his battered body to shield her from the storm of accusations and the condemnation of the entire city. Everyone believes she is hopelessly in love with him. Only he knows: Her every murderous move is a fight to survive. His repeated indulgence of her is his way of atoning. 【Slapstick survival + mutual push and pull + past and present lives + one-on-one, both chaste, happy ending】