Mom Relaxes and Eyes the Handsome Men, While Her Five-Year-Old Takes Charge of the Household

[Lighthearted comedy][Gap moe][Adorable baby's face-slapping][Everyday life][The wife-chasing crematorium] What do you do when you transmigrate into a divorced shrew with a burden of a child? Xu Zhuozhuo says: Of course you go to the Nan Feng Pavilion to watch the capital's number-one beauty dance! However, ideals are plump while reality is skinny. Her five-year-old son, Shen Zhen, not only confiscates her last three coins, but also establishes strict household rules, forcing her to assume the name "Widow Zhang" and fight black-market boxing matches to support the family. And so, the capital's atmosphere changes completely: While other households scheme against one another and poison their rivals, Xu Zhuozhuo directly gives them a physical send-off; While other mothers and sons enjoy filial harmony, Xu Zhuozhuo is forced by her son to hand over her wages and must even watch the housekeeper's little tyrant's expression before eating a bite of meat. One day, her former husband, the chief minister, comes to the door, hoping to win back mother and son with gold and jewels. Shen Zhen works his abacus and sneers: "My lord Chief Minister, the breach-of-contract penalty for divorcing my mother, her emotional-distress compensation, my child support, and interest come to a total of one hundred thousand taels of gold. Will you pay in cash or silver notes?" Xu Zhuozhuo nods furiously beside him: "Miss even a single coin, and I'll dismember you into eight pieces and feed you to the dogs!"