Lin Xuan transmigrates into the Primordial World and becomes the first Iron-Eating Beast between heaven and earth, awakening the Great Dao Lie Flat System.
All he has to do is eat, sleep, and bask in the sun, and he can endlessly generate boundless merit while comprehending Pangu's ultimate Law of Strength.
Because he looks so adorably clumsy, Sect Master Tongtian takes him back to Golden Turtle Island, where he becomes the mascot whom the ten thousand immortals of the Jie Sect all clamor to feed.
And because he can absorb merit and purify karmic sin, Houtu takes a liking to him and honors him as the sacred beast of the Witch Clan. The Twelve Ancestral Witches dote on him in every way!
With the Witch-Demon Tribulation and the Investiture of the Gods calamity approaching, Lin Xuan finds conflict exhausting and only wants to find a peaceful place where he can enjoy a leisurely life.
That is, until the Demon Clan's Heavenly Court joins forces with the Golden Immortals of the Chan Sect to attack, smashing his sanctuary and disturbing his afternoon nap.
Woken up, Lin Xuan grows angry and rubs his bleary eyes. His bear paw, which seems to have no cultivation at all, gives a casual wave.
Boom! A top-grade Innate Spiritual Treasure shatters in an instant. A tremendous force sweeps across the Primordial World's skies, and even a lofty Saint is sent reeling by a single strike!
Gazing at the Iron-Eating Beast that casually sent a Saint flying, all the gods and Buddhas in the heavens are stunned.
Sect Master Tongtian and the Twelve Ancestral Witches stare in disbelief. "We always thought we were raising a mascot. Turns out you're the Primordial World's top powerhouse!"
Finished, purely AI.