Chu Yan was unexpectedly reborn as the most beautiful female villain in a mash-up of several urban power-fantasy novels.
According to the plot, she was doomed to be face-slapped by one protagonist after another, from Dragon Kings and miracle doctors to live-in sons-in-law, and meet a miserable end?
Chu Yan sneered. Fighting and killing was exhausting. Why not just give up and enjoy the gossip?
Bound to the [Gossip and Roasting System], he could get stronger just by following the gossip!
But he didn't know that the original story's cannon fodder could all hear his thoughts!
[The Dragon King is about to smirk and show off. The truth is, he has hemorrhoids, and every time he uses his power, he bleeds.]
The next day, the cannon-fodder villain pulled the Dragon King's pants down in public, ruining his reputation.
[The miracle doctor went down the mountain to find his senior sister? Hilarious. All seven of his senior sisters were tricked by the old man into digging coal!]
That night, the miracle doctor was questioning his life in a coal mine.
With his inner monologue and sharp commentary, Chu Yan forced the cannon fodder to form the strongest villain alliance. The protagonists were beaten until they ran around clutching their heads.
But what upset Chu Yan most was that, to avoid the plot, he'd casually agreed to a marriage contract with a frail young master from a wealthy family.
On their wedding night, the more Chu Yan looked at the sharp-witted man before him, the more uneasy he became.
Chu Yan's inner thoughts: [Holy crap! Isn't this the sworn brother I used to hit the bars and play video games with in my past life?]
His frail husband pinned him against the wall, a smile curling at his lips. "Bro, you transformed and didn't even tell me? Let's have a nice little 'catch-up' tonight."
Chu Yan: ??? Don't come any closer!
Imperial Decree to Patrol the Heavens: Wielding the Yin-Yang Engraving Knife to Slay the Gods
I Just Won 180 Million, Now I’m Going Back to the Village to Build a God-Tier Manor
Farming in the Great Desert: Offering Up the Divine Jianmu Tree from the Start
Oh No! My Flash-Married Wife Is the Miao Frontier’s Saintess
This is a bit too silly, it highlights the inner voices too much. Without the inner voices of the new students, it's like they're just randomly twisting things. And the fact that the new students can have conversations with them is so absurd. And how come they accepted the premise that they are characters in a novel so easily?
Great job, author! Keep it up!
The subject matter is good, I'll save it for later reading.