[Dual Male Leads + Bickering Couple + Mind Reading and Gossip + Crazy Tyrant Top vs. Sharp-Tongued, Survival-Minded Junior Censor Bottom + 1v1, Both Pure]
Shen Jingyu had planned to spend his whole life at court as a nobody who did nothing but eat and wait to die. He relied entirely on the System's scrolling comments to catch gossip above the heads of the court officials and keep himself alive.
The emperor in the eyes of the officials: a bloodthirsty, brutal, moody madman who would wipe out entire clans on a whim.
The emperor in Shen Jingyu's eyes, however, had a huge scrolling comment above his head: [I want to wear a bright red bellyband today] [I really want to wear women's clothes in front of Lord Shen].
Shen Jingyu: "???" Your Majesty, do you realize your whole persona has completely fallen apart?
To keep the System from erasing him, Shen Jingyu let loose in his mind: [You pervert! Go die in women's clothes!]
But the very next second, the blood-soaked tyrant suddenly dropped his sword, knelt on one knee before him, and presented him with a Nine-Dragon Jade Pendant in both hands. His eyes were red, and he gasped,
"Lord Shen is right to scold me. I am sick... This jade pendant is the leash that binds me. Keep it safe."
The entire court nearly wet themselves in terror. Shen Jingyu was close to tears: Your Majesty, I wouldn't dare. I really wouldn't dare!
