Hey! I Told You to Save the Villain's Little One, Not Raise Them

[Demon Pill Host + always showing off but never winning the male lead's love + adorable little one + mother-in-law is like a sister + perpetually fuming System]

Huo Dan was fighting a demon beast one second, then got transported to another world the next and bound to a System called Save the Villain's Little One!

She refused, so the System said it could grant her a wish after she completed the task.

What! Such a great deal?

Huo Dan: "Life only lasts thirty thousand days. I want one wish a day!"

The System told her to get lost. She refused!

There's no war here, no zombies or demon beasts, just a peaceful, prosperous world. And she's supposed to refuse a mission to save the villain's little one? Who else could do it? Only she could!

And so Huo Dan became the villain's little one's stepmother, taking him through fire and brimstone. She brought him along to every fight, every scheme, and every battle against obnoxious people.

The System raised its shock baton and fumed: I told you to lead the villain down the right path, not start a training camp!

Huo Dan enjoys a wonderful life in the modern world after leaving the apocalypse behind.

She has an adorable little one who gives her snacks every day.

And a mother-in-law who's become like a sister and sends her money, money, and more money!

The only thing is, her bargain husband is acting weird now that he's awake.

Sometimes his hands shake and he spills water on his clothes. Other times he trips while walking and falls into her arms.

He also keeps trying to steal the food from her mouth.

Stealing her food? That's unforgivable! He needs a good beating!

Li Guiyu falls in love with his wife at first sight and starts showing off like a peacock.

Unfortunately, when he gets soaked and shows off his abs, she gives him the look she'd give someone with a mental disability: "Your hands shake that much. Maybe we should get rid of them."

He tries to manufacture an intimate moment by pretending to fall, but she picks him up with one hand: "You're not better yet. Hurry back to bed."

He finally can't hold back any longer, crawls over to her, and kisses her, tangling his lips with the candy in her mouth.

She angrily beats him up.

Li Guiyu pounds the ground: I hate that you're so dense!