There Are a Million Novels, Half of Them Unhinged, So Let Me Go Crazy

[1v1 possessive love + hilarious memes + face-slapping + real and fake heiresses]

Everyone knew that Song Jianyao had become a completely different person after climbing out of her coffin.

She'd go live at the drop of a hat, and every stream exposed some huge scandal.

First came the CEO melodrama where twins were torn apart and the CEO dumped his wife for his white moonlight. Then came the tragic romance about a man burdened with a blood feud who tormented the heroine in every way imaginable!

Other people needed a million words to reach the ending. She showed up and wrapped things up in a flash, all in one chapter!

She even split up the male and female leads and urged the heroine to stand on her own two feet!

The CEO tormented the innocent little flower.

“The DNA report is fake. Tell me, who’s the bastard’s father?”

“No, this really is your child!”

Song Jianyao stepped in and made them do a DNA test right there. She started a livestream and watched the doctor perform it.

When the results came out, the white moonlight was exposed and the truth came to light.

Song Jianyao encouraged the innocent little flower: “He’s emotionally unstable, and he even hit your child. You’re talented and beautiful, and you can raise the child yourself. Why put yourself through this? Slap him! There are plenty of men out there!”

“Right! Plenty!”

The young woman was dragged into the elevator, where they tore at each other and kissed by force, putting on a show of love and hate.

“My father was killed by yours. You’ll pay for his sins by becoming a slave who has to live in the shadows!”

“Mm… xx, you’ll die a horrible death!”

The young woman fought back, and the crazed CEO slapped her.

Song Jianyao immediately called the police: “Hello, someone here is trafficking people and is also a rapist!”

Song Jianyao thought she could retire once she finished the tasks. Who knew that one task after another would keep cropping up, endlessly, and without extra pay!

As luck would have it, she ran into a seriously deranged yandere.

Driven mad by the tasks, Song Jianyao cheerfully stepped into the cage he had built for her. “You don’t have to do it. I’ll do it myself!”

Click. Locked.

The gloom lifted from the man’s eyes, replaced by endless tenderness. “Good.”