I Transmigrated into a Book as a Man, and the Tyrant Kisses and Bites Me

[Gender Disguise] [Light Comedy] [Mutual Firsts] [Fictional Setting] [Sweet Romance]

When Xu You opened her eyes, she had transmigrated into a book as a beggar with the same name, begging along the streets.

Starving and seeing stars, she spotted an announcement from Emperor Helian Xu recruiting guards. The job came with meals and lodging, plus a generous salary.

To survive, she cut her hair, bound her chest, and disguised herself as a man to apply. But she couldn't fight, had no martial arts skills, and got by entirely on bluffing.

On her very first day, she ended up sleeping with Helian Xu after he'd been drugged.

The next day, Helian Xu discovered he'd lost his chastity and flew into a rage, ordering a citywide search for the woman from the night before.

Xu You went cold with fear, screaming inside: Please, don't let them trace this back to me!

From then on, she stayed by Helian Xu's side as a guard, clumsy and constantly getting into ridiculous situations.

She burned her hands carrying tea, held her sword backwards, and even nodded off while on duty. She caused one fiasco after another.

Rumors spread throughout the palace, and everyone gossiped about the emperor favoring a male guard. Even though he knew what people were saying, Helian Xu still protected Xu You at every turn. Whenever someone else came near her, he would inexplicably grow jealous and turn cold.

Late at night, Helian Xu gazed at Xu You's profile, his heart in turmoil.

"I've never been interested in women. How could I have fallen for a man? Have I really become a homosexual?"

One night, Xu You forgot to lock her door while bathing. Helian Xu came by and pushed it open. Moonlight spilled over her delicate feminine figure, revealing it in full.