My Whole Family Transmigrated, and Only the Neighbor Is a Lunatic

Jiang Che woke up to discover he'd transmigrated into an absurd world stitched together from dozens of melodramatic short dramas. His neighbor was a runaway wife who was always acting out the "he runs, she chases" trope while pregnant. At work, there was an aggressive CEO who would get red-eyed and grab women by the waist at the drop of a hat. Even a trip to the hospital could lead to encountering a criminal who wanted to forcibly remove an innocent passerby's kidney to save his one true love.

Even more absurdly, his gorgeous, hot-tempered wife, Tang Ning, and their six-year-old daughter, Xiao Guo, a child prodigy with a sharp tongue, had transmigrated along with him!

When a greasy five-year-old illegitimate son at the kindergarten pointed at Xiao Guo and said, "Woman, you've successfully caught my attention," Jiang Che gave a cold laugh and quietly locked the kindergarten gates.

Wearing a form-fitting yoga outfit and high heels, Tang Ning spun around and slapped the domineering CEO flying. "How dare a bunch of idiots touch my man and my daughter?"

Xiao Guo expertly pulled out her smartwatch and called for help. "Hello, emergency services? There's a pervert here!"

When every battle god, Dragon King, and miracle doctor wept before Jiang Che's family of three, and the world's entire understanding of reality collapsed, Jiang Che put an arm around his lovely wife's slender waist and looked down on everyone. "We're just an ordinary family of law-abiding citizens. You're the ones who are completely nuts."