Stop Kneeling! I'm Really Not an Peerless Expert

[New Book, Early Rating Is Low but It Gets Better Later] [Farming] + [Deluded Misunderstandings] + [Overwhelmingly Satisfying]

Lin Fan transmigrates into a cultivation world, but he's a good-for-nothing who can't cultivate. With no other choice, he binds himself to the [Divine Farmer System] and becomes a laid-back farmer in the countryside.

All he wants is a simple life, working from sunrise to sunset. But he has no idea that he's already become the most terrifying taboo in this world!

The rotten tomatoes he casually throws away are taken for [Divine Fruits of the Great Dao] by a sect's prodigies, who offer all their worldly possessions with a kowtow!

The cucumber he grabs to quench his thirst lets a dying holy maiden overcome her tribulation right on the spot, shaking the ages!

His big yellow watchdog scares off the [Ninety-Ninefold World-Ending Tribulation] with a single bark, leaving even the Heavenly Dao too afraid to speak!

The broken pot he feeds his pigs from is a Chaos Cauldron! The bundle of rotten firewood he burns is a Tree of Enlightenment!

When countless sect leaders and Immortal Emperors kneel outside his door, weeping and begging him for guidance, Lin Fan stares at them, baffled:

“I'm really just an ordinary farmer! Are you cultivators all out of your minds? You're disturbing me while I farm!”