Naruto: My Uchiha Trait Is So Absurd!

[Naruto Fan Fiction] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Absurd Traits] [Rage-Inducing Critical Hits] [爽 Fiction] [No Toxicity or Angst]

Thirteen years after transmigrating to Naruto, with less than half a year remaining until the Uchiha Clan Massacre, the utterly ordinary three-tomoe Uchiha Ci was getting desperate.

Then the [Shinobi World Absurd Trait System] suddenly arrived! By collecting rage points, he could draw ridiculous traits with absolute rules!

Seeing Uchiha Itachi standing on an electric pole every day, brooding over the meaning of life, Ci slapped on the trait [A Tongue Dipped in Honey].

That night, Itachi wept in front of the entire clan, confessed that he was the ultimate little-brother lover, and declared that all he wanted was to wear a pink skirt and dance to "Pure Land"!

Danzo wanted the Anbu to stab someone in the back? Ci slapped on [The Pure-Love Dance King]!

So at a meeting of the higher-ups, the sinister and vicious Shimura Danzō threw his arms around the Third Hokage and wept bitterly: "Hiruzen, more than becoming Hokage, what I really want is to protect you for the rest of my life!"

Obito sneaked into Konoha to cause trouble and got tagged with [Manly Pink Cat Ears]. He couldn't even use Kamui without meowing twice!

The Great Fireball Technique became [Guaranteed to Be Caught Barehanded], while Susanoo was enchanted with [Social-Dance Tough Guy].

The bloody, oppressive massacre was transformed by Ci into the Shinobi World's biggest Spring Festival Gala!

Kakuzu? [Spends Money Like Water] is all yours.

Kisame? [Loves Animals].

Obito went numb, Black Zetsu went insane, and the entire Akatsuki fell to their knees, weeping: "Please, take back your divine powers! We only wanted to cause trouble, not die of embarrassment!"

Kaguya: What the heck is [Superhuman Fertility]?!