I Bought a Cultivation System for One Yuan

[Fantasy Brainstorm] [No Female Lead] [爽爽 Novel] [Lie Flat and Cultivate Immortality]

The protagonist, Ye Ming, was about to inherit a fortune worth hundreds of millions when he actually laughed himself to death in the vault!

Then he transmigrated into a servant disciple of the Qingyun Sect on the Tianyuan Continent.

For one yuan, he bought a cultivation System!

Seven lavish gifts from the start: god-tier talent, the Qiankun Divine Cauldron, the Primordial Heaven-Swallowing Art, an immortal puppet, an immortal servant, an immortal maid, and his life-bound artifact, Fiery Eyes...

The funny thing was, the System's eyes were broken when it came off the production line, so it could only sense what was happening to hand out rewards. As a result, it often made mistakes:

The protagonist opened a door, and the System judged it to be the Wind-Summoning Art, rewarding him with 10,000 cultivation points...

The protagonist rinsed his mouth, and the System judged it to be the Rain-Calling Art, rewarding him with 10,000 cultivation points...

The protagonist kicked over a rock, and the System judged it to be the Mountain-Moving Art, rewarding him with 10,000 cultivation points...

The protagonist kicked over a bucket of water, and the System judged it to be the Sea-Overturning Art, rewarding him with 10,000 cultivation points...

For example:

The protagonist stepped on a fish, and the System judged that he had subdued a water demon...

The protagonist drew a tiger, and the System judged that he had subdued a demon beast!

Most absurd of all, the protagonist closed his eyes and actually became a cultivator...

Wasn't cultivation supposed to mean hard training? Turns out, ten thousand years of cultivation can't beat one day of lying flat!