I, Chen Beidou! I Became a Legend in the Tomb-Raiding World After Getting Out of Prison!

My name is Chen Beidou. I was born in 1980 in Beihe Province! I don't know the exact month or day. I was an orphan, after all: no father, no mother, no birthday! My master said that on the night he found me, the Big Dipper had lined up in a straight line across the sky. He made a few calculations and said I had an extraordinary destiny, so he named me Chen Beidou. I grew up following my master. He said I could recognize a thousand characters at three, recite Tang poems at five, and was bold enough to sneak a look at Widow Wang from the village bathing when I was seven! My master beat me for three days over that. My butt was so swollen I couldn't sit down, but I didn't regret it one bit. I have to say, Widow Wang's legs really were white. Ten