Three Kingdoms: Stop Praising Me, You're Making Cao Cao's Camp Fall Apart

You transmigrate into the ranks of Yuan Shao's marginal strategists, and from the start awaken a toxic blessing skill that reverses cause and effect: whoever you praise has bad luck, and whoever you curse gets lucky.

Just as the prewar council for the Battle of Guandu is underway, you try to curry favor with Yuan Shao and praise him: "My lord is a brilliant strategist. This battle will surely destroy Cao the Bandit." Before long, Cao Cao launches a surprise raid on Wuchao and destroys it, sending Yuan Shao's seven-hundred-thousand-strong army into a total rout!

In your panic, you accidentally curse Liu Bei: "That mat-weaving, shoe-selling nobody will die without a whole corpse." The very next day, Liu Bei recruits Zhao Zilong and even gets three commanderies in Jingzhou for free.

Yuan Shao cries as he kicks you out of the camp: "Please, sir, stop talking! Hasn't my Yuan family suffered enough?"

Everyone in Cao Cao's camp runs when they see you, while the Shu Han officials and generals flock to you every day, begging you to curse them.

Looking at the Three Kingdoms thrown into chaos, you fall into thought: So this mouth of mine really is the greatest cause-and-effect weapon of the Three Kingdoms?