Transmigrated Into a Parrot: I Help the Tyrant Raid Homes by Eavesdropping on Gossip

[Cold, brutal, decisive emperor VS unhinged divine bird spouting absurd memes] [Alternate-history ancient setting + No CP + Unhinged antics + Watching the drama]

An office worker transmigrates into a green parrot, only to land in the hands of Xiao Jue, a tyrant who kills without batting an eye! About to have its feathers plucked and be boiled for soup, the parrot launches straight into unhinged mode, flapping its wings and shouting, "Back, back, back! Put down your weapon and become a Buddha!"

After awakening the gossip System, it publicly gets in people's faces at court, spewing one absurd modern meme after another. The Grand Tutor has a secret stash of money, the Minister of Rites' wife keeps male lovers... The private lives of officials are exposed for all to see, and they break down in tears on the spot!

"Triggered, bro? Those little pearls are about to fall! For real or fake?"

The parrot thought the tyrant would be driven mad with rage, but instead he confiscated so much property that his hands were sore, then had a pure gold nest made for the crazy bird overnight! Anyone at court who dares even glance at the divine bird gets their entire family executed!