Honkai: Star Rail: The Stronger I Get, the More I Lose It, and Every Heroine Breaks Down

[Honkai: Star Rail Fan Fiction] [Mischievous Protagonist] [Emanator of Elation] [System Goes Haywire] [Invincible Power Fantasy] [Multiple Heroines]

Jiang Chen transmigrates to Penacony and becomes an unregistered nobody from the start. The first thing he runs into is the Masked Fool Sparkle, disguised as Robin and causing trouble.

At the brink of life and death, Jiang Chen awakens the [Meltdown System]. As long as he drives people to the edge of a breakdown, he can draw godlike causal-law abilities from countless worlds.

To grow stronger, Jiang Chen immediately hoists a loudspeaker and shouts, "Trading in old TVs!" Then he exposes Sparkle on the street for having a figure that doesn't match her disguise! Sparkle furiously tries to assassinate him, but Jiang Chen casually grabs a rotten branch and swings it. The 100% Bare-Handed Blade Catch ability activates, forcing Sparkle to drop to her knees and clasp her hands together to catch the attack, humiliated beyond words!

When Gallagher comes to question him, Jiang Chen simply hands over an Old Ba fake receipt and teaches the security officer how to embezzle public funds to buy cigarettes.

Black Swan tries to peer into his memories, only to be struck by the abstract memes filling his mind and cough up blood.

Sunday is just about to launch into a grand speech when Jiang Chen points at his nose and curses, "Why are you pretending to be a philosopher when you're just a siscon?"

Aha laughs himself silly and descends with a divine miracle, honoring him as the Grand Emanator of Elation. The mindsets of every faction completely shatter: Where did this lunatic even come from?!