An S-Rank Ice Phoenix for Scrap Metal? The Sword Maiden Takes Human Form and Cries in Frustration

Cao Kun transmigrates to a High Martial world, only to discover that his predecessor was the ultimate simp!

The goddess wants my S-rank spirit companion? Get lost! I’d rather trade my Ice Phoenix for a broken F-rank scrap of iron than give it to you!

Everyone laughs and says I’m a lovesick idiot, but who knew this broken sword of mine would transform into a stunning, aloof white-haired sword maiden the moment I passed it on?

By day, she sweeps through secret realms with a single stroke, proud and imperious as countless demons bow before her.

But at night, this cold Sword Empress curls up in my arms, her ears red. “Can you nourish me for half an hour longer?”

And so I set off on a one-way road to scouring the black market for junk.

A leaky, tattered sack I bought for ten yuan turns into a ravenous little girl who protects her master; a rusty antique firearm I picked up for a hundred yuan becomes a fiery, tsundere big sister!

As one broken divine treasure after another awakens, I find myself beset by endless troubles.

Every night, the Sword Empress blocks the door with her sword, the little girl clutches her stomach and cries that she’s hungry, and the big sister blushes as she hefts her cannon…

Seeing the System’s notice that “today’s spiritual energy is enough to nourish only one,” I sigh helplessly: If I fully unlock this Illustrated Guide to the Divine Maidens of Ten Thousand Weapons… will my, uh, stamina even hold up?