A Chat Group of Fallen Emperors: From the Start, I Fool Chongzhen!

After transmigrating to Qin, he becomes Hu Hai, the Second Emperor of Qin, who is about to be forced to his death by Zhao Gao.

The Qin dynasty is about to fall in just two generations?

No worries. Zhao Lang casually opens the "Doomed Emperors' Self-Rescue Group."

The group is full of unlucky souls like Chongzhen, Emperor Yang of Sui, and Chen Shubao, the Last Ruler of Chen.

As the group leader, Zhao Lang starts cross-temporal trading without a hint of shame:

"You Zhu family folks, send me the blueprints for Ming firearms and the remnants of the Embroidered Uniform Guard as a red packet. I'll teach you how to crush Li Zicheng! Taking a little of your imperial fortune and royal secret techniques as a handling fee is perfectly reasonable, right?"

By squeezing every last trump card out of the various doomed emperors, Zhao Lang not only kills Zhao Gao, but also turns Qin into an empire on which the sun never sets, launching a global campaign of overwhelming superiority.

Emperor Yang of Sui: "Group leader, you can pacify the remnants of the Six Kingdoms all you want, but why is your harem full of princesses from those countries?"

Zhao Lang: "Their countries were destroyed and their families lost. As emperor of Qin, shouldn't I provide them with a little material support?"

Chen Shubao: "Then what about the queen of the Western Regions and the Roman princess?"

Zhao Lang: "I swear in the name of every former king of Qin that my relationship with them is purely diplomatic! If I break this oath, may the tombs of the former kings explode!"

Qin Shi Huang: ?