Honkai: Star Rail: A Tough Guy Transmigrates into Robin, and Sunday Loses It

Let me start with the facts: I’m a real man, but I’ve become Robin.

The good news: I have an invincible defense and a nuclear-bomb voice.

The bad news: My brother is Sunday, the craziest siscon in the entire universe.

To keep my identity secret, Su Yu decides to play the “aloof, battle-worn beauty.” But things keep going off the rails:

Scene One:

He tries to sneak quietly through the lobby, but his legs give out and he stumbles.

The result: All the Hound Guards burst into tears. “She’s so badly injured, yet she’s still pushing on. I’m sobbing!”

Scene Two:

He wants to go to a bar and hum a couple of tunes to blow off steam.

The result: The whole audience has a mental breakdown, and Black Swan hails him as “the artist of nihility.”

Scene Three:

He runs into Sam and is too scared to move.

The result: Sam (Firefly) looks at the cold gaze behind his sunglasses. “A master! He’s warning me!”

Su Yu (adjusting his sunglasses): “I said my legs just fell asleep. Do you believe me?”

Everyone: “We do! We believe anything Her Majesty says!”