All My Magical Treasures Are Maniacs

Name: All My Magical Treasures Are Maniacs
Author: What a Little Rabbit

我的法宝全是疯批

by What a Little Rabbit (好一只小兔)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 58k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Eastern Cultivation
Updated: 4d ago
Source: Fanqie

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A magical artifact won’t bond with you. You have to sweet-talk it. Tie Duoduo, an outer disciple of the Artifact Refining Peak, ranks dead last in the entire peak. If he comes last in the tournament three months from now, he’ll be expelled. The day of his expulsion will also be the anniversary of his grandfather’s death. His grandfather was driven off this very mountain. All Tie Duoduo has is a battered, rusty sword that’s eight hundred years old. The sword says, “I’ll recognize you, but you have to sweet-talk me.” Soon, the whole sect is losing its mind. The sect leader thinks Tie Duoduo is mastering the unity of man and sword, and everyone at the peak takes him for a genius. The ancient bell that guards the mountain has waited a lifetime for his grandfather and will speak only to him. The beast king shows up at the mountain gate with a whole litter of cubs and begs, “Please, sweet-talk us!” Tie Duoduo scratches the back of his head. “I just... know how to sweet-talk things.” Then one day, he discovers that every magical artifact on this mountain that has gone unsweet-talked for eight hundred years has been waiting for him.

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