Parody: The Qin Empire 1: Ying Zheng

Chapter One: A Rare Commodity

"And now, China's number one male idol. According to research, people were already falling for him two thousand years ago.

He's also history's first male rapper. Two thousand years ago, he was already performing rap at court, and he even brought in a famous backup dancer from the State of Yan.

He's also the first emperor in Chinese history, the first person to unify the Central Plains, the first to implement the prefecture-and-county system nationwide, and the first man Sima Qian ever slandered.

He is Ying Zheng, otherwise known as Qin Shi Huang.

And so the story begins..."