Journey to the West: From the Start, I Lie Flat, and Guanyin Begs Me to Come Out of Seclusion

[Journey to the West] [System] [Comedy] [Lie Flat] [Invincible]

After transmigrating into Sun Wukong, trapped beneath Five Elements Mountain, he binds to the [Slacking Off and Lying Flat System] from the start!

As long as he refuses to advance the main plot of Journey to the West, he can endlessly claim top-tier cultivation and innate spiritual treasures for free!

He thought he would have to endure the Eighty-One Tribulations, but who could have guessed that the unruly monkey was currently lying beneath the mountain, legs crossed and snoring!

Now Mount Ling has gone completely mad! Guanyin brings him top-tier immortal dew every day, begging him to come out, while the Tathagata secretly slips him acquired treasures just to get him to show up. The monsters along the road are getting so old their teeth are falling out, while Tang Sanzang is still waiting outside Chang'an City for his eldest disciple!

With the gods and Buddhas across the heavens all breaking down and kneeling, they beg, "Great Sage, we're begging you! Could you at least take a couple of steps and make it look like you're trying?!" Wukong rolls over. "Go on the Journey to the West to fetch the scriptures? No time! Old Sun still needs his afternoon nap!"