Genshin Impact: Blind Boxes for Sale in Teyvat, and All the Waifus Are Paralyzed

Ji Yuan transmigrates to Teyvat and binds to the Fate Blind Box System.

Just then, a sky screen stretches across the heavens, broadcasting the entire continent's future heartbreaks!

Greater Lord Rukkhadevata is forgotten, Focalors sacrifices herself to break the deadlock, the Geo Archon is assassinated, and the Pyro Archon has spent five hundred years plotting...

The seven nations are shaken, and the whole continent falls into despair!

At that moment, Ji Yuan's blind box shop opens. Pay the price, and you can draw supreme treasures from across the myriad worlds and defy fate!

Keqing draws [Sword of the Thirteen], slashing a demon god to pieces with a single strike at the Rite of Descension!

Hu Tao draws [Golden Emperor Burning Flame], and vows to cremate the Heavenly Principles!

Furina draws [Hogyoku], breaks the Hydro Archon's curse, and shouts, "I'm done being human!"

As more and more people open blind boxes, Teyvat's whole vibe goes completely off the rails.

Ningguang: "If the blind boxes are unlimited, the Jade Chamber and I are both yours!"

Yae Miko: "Could I get a discount if I let you touch my tail one more time?"

When even the Sustainer of Heavenly Principles shows up at the shop door, her face flushed with embarrassment, Ji Yuan sighs helplessly: "I'm really just an honest businessman!"