Ensemble cast, no romance, infinite flow, fantasy
A dirt-poor, shabby sect + an all-star cast of stunning beauties and handsome men with questionable morals + a violent junior sister + the miserable daily grind of infinite flow + playing the pig to eat the tiger
My name is Hua Yuer. I've cultivated immortality for eight hundred years, and I'm the only normal person in the Sword Sect.
I have a dashing eldest senior brother who's rotten to the core, and a brilliant second senior brother whose emotional intelligence is below zero.
Then there are my sect elders, all devastatingly handsome, yet so poor they can barely afford to eat.
At long last, I split the heavens with one sword and was about to ascend to immortality and take my place among the celestial ranks.
But then...
I seem to have gone a little too far and punched a hole in the sky.
From then on, ascension became a pipe dream, and our entire sect was swept into the turbulence.
One moment, we're in a dragon's lair trying to figure out whether dragon eggs are edible. The next, we're dumped into some unknown realm among the Three Realms and Six Paths!
And so, a heavy responsibility fell on my shoulders.
I pin down my eldest senior brother with one hand as he tries to use his pretty-boy charm to con ghosts out of food and drink. With the other, I haul back my second senior brother, who's nearly been captured by otherworldly beings for dissection. And behind me, I have to protect the elders, who are all drunk on fake liquor.
Looking at this family, who are good for nothing but their faces, I silently draw my sword...
As the saying goes, all immortals are stubborn, all paths bring turmoil. The world chases fame and illusion, drifting through absurdity year after year, toiling for immortality and sinking through the trials of this mortal world.
The one who stays clear-headed amid chaos and stands firm amid the clamor is the sword-bearer of this world.
Forget it...
Don't ask...
The answer is that when one person attains the Dao, even their chickens and dogs ascend to heaven, "against their will."
My mission?
Oh, keep this bunch of "chickens and dogs" in line and get home before we turn the next wretched place upside down!