Three Kingdoms: Beating Liu, Guan, and Zhang with Scrap

After transmigrating to the late Han Dynasty, Lu Yuan becomes a lowly village pavilion chief who can barely afford to eat.

He plans to recruit famous generals and fight for the realm, only to discover that every top warrior has destiny on their side and looks down on a nobody like him.

Furious, Lu Yuan thinks: If you all believe you were born to rule, then I'll create my own gods!

He binds himself to a System and sets out to recruit history's laughingstocks, granting each of them an absurd, exclusive trait.

Pan Feng, the "Peerless General," awakens [War God Berserker] and makes Lu Bu question his very existence with a single axe swing!

Xing Daorong, the "General of Lingling," awakens [Boasts Come True]. His words become reality, leaving the Sleeping Dragon and Young Phoenix dumbfounded!

Jiang Gan, history's "Ultimate Scapegoat," awakens [Master of a Thousand Faces] and single-handedly tricks Cao Wei into bankruptcy!

With this band of strange outlaws whom everyone mocks, Lu Yuan rises from a humble pavilion chief, conquering the realm at a breakneck pace and forcibly seizing its destiny.

Years later, Liu Bei looks at Guan Yu and Zhang Fei crawling around with missing teeth and breaks down in tears.

Cao Cao cries out that it can't be possible: How can even the man guarding Lu Yuan's gate beat up the great generals of Wei?

Seizing supreme power, reclining in beauty's embrace, Lu Yuan claims all the Three Kingdoms' finest pleasures!