Reality Invasion: Stop It, You Bastard!

Bai Hao accidentally transmigrated a hundred years into the future and became an Envoy of Fate, fusing with a ghost officer from the start.

Billionaire: "I'll give you a hundred million. Protect my daughter."

Bai Hao: "No problem. I'll make sure she's taken care of until she gets pregnant."

Xiaotian Dog: "I'm male. I can't produce wild dog milk. Keep pushing me and I'll bite you!"

Bai Hao: "Erlang Shen, your stupid dog bit me. Pay for my rabies shots."

Wukong: "That bald monk chants the Tightening Spell every day. It's driving me nuts."

Bai Hao: "Easy there, Wukong. Have a Huazi first."