System: I'm Invincible from the Start

Ling Chuan, a centenarian in the modern world, dies peacefully of old age and has his soul transported to the cultivation world, where he becomes an eighteen-year-old youth who starved to death on the street.

From the start, the System activates and gives him a maxed-out beginner's gift pack: cultivation powerful enough to make him absolutely invincible across the four realms, ten billion taels of gold, a guide to delicacies from other worlds, and one hundred million top-grade spirit stones.

The only problem is that his cultivation level is displayed as “***.”

And so, the cultivation world gains a young man who looks perfectly ordinary.

He opens a little snack shop and spends every day lying in the sun, eating buns.

His guard is at the Foundation Establishment stage, his cook is a mortal, and his shop assistant is an ancient Demon Venerable.

The Demon Venerable makes the buns, the Corpse King serves the noodles, and the Demon Emperor chops the firewood. Three ancient mighty figures at the peak of the Mahayana stage work and bicker in the shop like little kids.

Someone comes looking for trouble? One glance from the Demon Venerable crushes them.

Someone tries to snatch his opportunity? One finger from Qingming kills them.

Someone tries to abduct his younger sister? Ling Chuan stands up and dusts himself off. “Who did you say you were going to wipe out just now?”

The Golden Core stage? The Nascent Soul stage? The Deity Transformation stage? The Mahayana stage?

In front of Ling Chuan, they're all just a matter of one bun.

System: Host, would you like to issue a quest?

Ling Chuan: No thanks. I'm quite happy lying down.

This is a story about absolute invincibility, and also a story about buns, wontons, and the simple pleasures of everyday life.

The cultivation world is vast, but Ling Chuan thinks things are pretty good just the way they are.