Paired with the Campus Belle, I Got Rejected, So I Started Playing the Comfort Seeker

(Playing as the campus beauty would be too infuriating, and playing as anyone else would be too miserable, so I choose to play as the male lead. Let's mess around!)

(The male lead really is mentally ill, so read at your own risk. The female lead really does hate him, too, so read at your own risk.)

[Due to problems with the current version of Earth Online, relations between men and women have become severely antagonistic, and the birth rate has plummeted. A survival pairing program for everyone is now underway.]

[Men and women will be paired off in twos and have their lives linked. Their goal is to pass the final screening and successfully reproduce with high-quality mates.]

"My depression is cured! Hahaha, this is great!" Lin Mu laughed excitedly on the deserted island, unaware that his condition had actually shifted to bipolar disorder.

Paired and bound to the stunning campus beauty? Faced with her disdain and contempt, Lin Mu chose not to lie low. Instead, he went all in.

You curse me, I curse you! This is a deserted island, little girl, not your home.

A stunning campus beauty is meant to be cherished? Dream on. Get to work and be a good laborer!

Need intimacy points to activate rewards? I'll just kiss her. Who cares about dignity? Let's go! (The male lead gets more shameless with every chapter.)

As Lin Mu kept shamelessly messing with her, Bai Xinhe could only give way for the sake of her own happiness. Wiping the saliva from her face, she stomped in fury, then silently stewed in her own resentment.

Of course, all the other players were tormented by his shameless antics too. Just hearing the name Lin Mu was enough to give them all PTSD on the spot.

Gradually, Bai Xinhe alone began to wonder why this mentally ill man she had despised so thoroughly was looking more and more pleasing to her, and why she was growing fonder of him.

Bai Xinhe: "Lin Mu, I was wrong before. Now all I want is to get pregnant with your big, healthy boy as soon as possible, meow meow meow~"

Lin Mu: "Call me Lord Brahmin."