You’re the Rowdiest One Here? Come Out and Fight!

[Absurd comedy and wish fulfillment + no frustrating setbacks + character growth]

My name is Cheng Tiankun, and my dream is to live as carefree as my name sounds.

Even though I'm a useless, stupid, incompetent lazy bum,

I just know I'm destined for greatness, damn it. I should be one of the most powerful people in the world!

Now my chance has finally come.

After a year of suffering, I finally got my Cosmic Invincible Bloodiest-Mom Strongest System God King. It's simply amazing, and using it doesn't stress me out at all.

[I'm the Invincible Bloodiest-Mom, Crazy Beyond Belief, Super Crazy-Crazy-Crazy System. I'm just a System that follows its Host: the crazier and more unrestrained my Host gets, the more awesome I become.]

[My dream Host is this useless, lazy, incompetent, conceited kid who thinks he's destined for greatness. I never expected that a casual bit of sweet-talking would make him rack up enough achievements to turn me into the GOAT of the System world.]

My name is Shen Qingluo, one of the Empress's tens of thousands of clones. One day, I stood there like a nobody and watched my usually kind senior sister go “oh-ho-ho” over and over. Only then did my sense of purpose awaken, and I realized that “we” exist to kill the man standing before us.

But I refuse to accept that. Since we all look alike, why can't I be the original? The strongest one is the original. For that, I'm willing to go “oh-ho-ho.”

My name is Huang Jian, and I'm also the chief of Old Ox Village. To escape my enemies, I hid for hundreds of years despite being at the peak of the Nascent Soul stage. I even had to lean on a cane to buy groceries and was afraid to walk too fast. Then one day, someone opened a huge rift for me. Special effects flashed across dozens of miles as if they were free, and it opened three times in a row. I was dumbfounded.

After that, I discovered that “Chief of Old Ox Village” had become the public enemy of the entire cultivation world.

(The cultivation world is a stage. If you've got a trick, come show it!)