Xu Damao: the Power of the Five Pillars at the Beginning Makes the Stupid Pillar Kneel Down and Shout "Master"

Xu Damao traveled through time. She dressed up as the good-for-nothing and fun-loving loser in "Love in the Courtyard" who was pinned to the ground and rubbed by Silly Pillar for more than ten years. Good news: Awakening the Tai Chi Bagua Golden Finger can directly maximize the power. With the power of the five pillars in hand, no one can hit anyone. Bad news: none. I wrote dozens of fanfics in my previous life, and they have no idea what the virtues of these beasts in the courtyard are. Silly column? Five sticks were used to beat him into a pig's head, and he didn't even have the strength to scream. Yi Zhonghai? I am addicted to moral kidnapping. I ask for fifty yuan in compensation. No matter what my age is now, I only earn thirty-four and a half yuan a month. Why are you playing P2P with me? Is Yanbu expensive? Every time a dung truck passes by, I taste the salty stinginess. My abacus beads are almost falling off my face. Sorry, you can't pick up the wool today. Jia Dongxu? The sinister person hiding behind the fire will turn around to take care of you. In this life, Xu Damao stopped pretending and showed his cards. He has a gun in his waist, a stick in his hand, and dozens of fan fiction plot guides in his mind. Anyone who dares to offend him will be killed. Anyone who dared to kidnap him morally would be kidnapped and thrown into the moat. What a god of war in a courtyard, what a courtyard full of birds, from today onwards, there is only one master in this place.