You Yell When the Willow Branch Hits You, Yet You Say You're Not a Zombie?

[System] [No Female Lead]

Gu Yun, a Maoshan Taoist priest from Blue Star, accidentally transmigrated to a world called Planet Earth.

Based on what he knew about zombies from his previous life, some zombies could disguise themselves as humans and hide among them.

Gradually, Gu Yun discovered that this world really wasn't as simple as it looked on the surface.

What do you mean, an employee works at a company for three years, and then the company turns around and makes them pay three years' worth of training fees?

Is a boss who would say something like that even human?

What do you mean, a woman marrying for the third time demands a bride price that's 100,000 yuan higher each time?

Is that kind of logic even human?

What do you mean, your child bullies other students at school because they were treated unfairly, so they went and bullied someone else?

Can anyone who says that be human?

To find out whether these people were really human or zombies hiding among them,

Gu Yun could only use the methods his master had taught him to tell.

If they scream when struck with a willow branch, they're definitely zombies!

If they scream when stabbed with a peachwood sword, they're definitely zombies!

If they dodge when splashed with glutinous rice and black dog blood, they're definitely zombies!

What if none of the above gets a reaction?

Then they might be Western vampires. Press a red-hot cross against their body, and you'll find out.

What if none of that works either?

No problem. That just means you've encountered a powerful zombie.

Among the System rewards is also a 7.62x39mm peachwood rifle.