[System + Pocket Dimension + Reborn + Transmigrate into a Book + Exile + Hilarious Shenanigans] No scheming, no fake sweethearts, no self-righteous saints. One-on-one romance.
On my first day after transmigrating into a book, the entire Su family was exiled three thousand li away. Holding three million tons of supplies in my pocket dimension, I vowed through tears: I'll carry this family.
Then, on the first day, the System made someone kick me in the butt. On the second, it made me climb on top of a grain cart and belt out “Good Days.” On the third, it made me recite poetry to my whole family in the middle of the night, with a poem that hit everyone's secret identity right on the nose.
My mother's silver needles fell. My eldest brother closed his ledger. My second brother stopped sharpening his blades. My whole family held a meeting that night: How much does she know?
Me: I just wanted to sign in and get a sweet potato!
System: [Power-saving mode activated. Today's sign-in failed. Thirty points deducted.]
Me: ...What can you do besides deduct points?
System: [Watch you go crazy.]
