Unhinged + Absolutely No Logic + Going Crazy + Hilarious
A mad girl who draws talismans with luosifen × a durian-scented diagnosis × an IV tube tattoo that can dance to "Paradise" = the Immortal Realm's Best Mental Case of the Year! The God of Wealth plays stacking games with gold ingots, only to drop them on his own feet every time (serves him right!). The Matchmaker ties red threads to Wi-Fi, making every router in the hospital sing "The Most Dazzling Folk Style." The Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King uses a vacuum cleaner to suck up people with social anxiety (as effective as Granny Meng's soup). When electroshock therapy turns the ICU into a barbecue, square dancing makes the medicine cabinets start vending, and the hospital's New Year's Gala turns every elixir into spicy strips... Remember: in the Immortal Realm's asylum, your destiny isn't an illness. You just don't understand my art! These patients should be thrown back into the alchemy furnace and remade. Remember to use the Ninefold True Flame, and roast them until they're crispy on the outside and tender within!
