I'm the Nation-Wrecking Seductress. So What If I Date the Regent Online?

[Systems Sabotaging Each Other | Two Powerhouses Unmasked | Lighthearted Comedy | High-Stakes Political Scheming | Transmigration and Nation-Building | Absurd Love-Hate Romance]

"Host! Go touch his abs right now, or you'll get a 100,000-volt shock!"

Shen Susu transmigrates into the role of the Great Chu Empire's number-one courtesan and is forced to perform a striptease for the cold, ruthless regent.

The regent across from her draws his sword, ready to strike, while alarms flash wildly in his mind: "Warning! Execute the demon woman who will bring about the fall of the nation!"

At the moment of life or death, Shen Susu cries out in despair, "Don't kill me, bro! I want to go back to the modern world and drink milk tea!"

Clang! The regent even drops his sword. "...Would iced red plum and blackcurrant tea work?"

Both have transmigrated, their secrets are exposed, and their two idiot Systems freeze up with a blue screen, accidentally unlocking the incredible golden finger: the Dual-Frequency Shared Chatroom!

By day, the regent denounces the demon woman in court, swords drawn. At night, in their private chatroom, they share intelligence and clamor for modern supplies!

The Left Chancellor wants to cook the books? Excel's double-entry bookkeeping will teach him a lesson! Assassins strike? A high-voltage anti-wolf stun baton will leave them foaming at the mouth! The Northern Barbarians invade? How about a dimensionality-reducing bombardment with grenades and a Gatling gun!

But the chatroom has one fatal bug: it can only recharge through physical contact!

So the whole court goes mad. "Wasn't the regent supposed to kill the demon woman? How come he crushes corrupt ministers by day, but pins her against the wall and kisses her at night?!"

Gu Lingchuan's eyes are bloodshot as he pulls her tightly against him. "Don't move. The System's battery is down to 1%. Let me charge it a little longer!"