My Trial Period Is Over, but Li Shimin Insists I'm an Immortal

In the first year of the Zhenguan era, Turkic cavalry descended on the city along the banks of the Wei River.

Lu Changfeng transmigrates into the body of a low-ranking soldier in the Tang prison camp, a man doomed to die. He awakens a [One-Time Miracle System] and receives a single use of "Whatever I Say Comes True" from the start.

Faced with certain doom, he points at the Turkic army and shouts, "Heavenly fire, descend and wipe them out!"

In an instant, heaven and earth split apart, fiery rain poured down, and the Turkic vanguard was reduced to ashes! Li Shimin and a hundred thousand Tang soldiers on the city walls were so terrified they fell to their knees, crying out that an immortal had descended.

But Lu Changfeng was panicking inside: "I'm finished! I've used up my big move, and now I'm just a nobody!"

To keep from being exposed, he has no choice but to don his "banished immortal" secret identity and launch the greatest bluff of the age.

He takes out a lighter, and Li Shimin cries that it's the Samadhi True Fire. He grows potatoes, and Changsun Wuji rejoices at the immortal grain. When the great clans rebel and the whole world thinks the immortal has lost his powers, Lu Changfeng pulls out his newly unlocked "One-Time Wind and Rain Summoning"...

The people go wild: Who says the immortal has fallen from his divine pedestal? He's just taking a taste of mortal life!