[Cautious cultivation + scheming and shameless + divine pets + unrestrained comedy]
In the Nine Provinces cultivation world, strength reigns supreme, and countless prodigies push themselves to the limit in a cutthroat race.
Lu Jing, a lowly talisman master, came to a different understanding of the Dao: "Fighting and killing in cultivation is exhausting. Swindling and cheating are the true path!"
So, with a foul-mouthed, bald crow and a sleazy old tortoise who could burrow underground and lay traps, he formed the most shameless trio in history.
Against people: "Hei Ge, go curse them out and provoke them with the family-tree-ascending routine! Lord Turtle, burrow underground and bite him in the inner thigh! I'll circle around and knock the back of his head with a 'moral brick'!"
Against demons: "Hei Ge, play dead and fake an accident! Lord Turtle, dig a pit and bury the Ten-Thousand-Step Madness Powder! Where's my sack? Get ready to pack in the meat!"
Against Heaven: "A heavenly bolt's coming? Quick! Connect the lightning rod to the Sword Sect's holy son's head!"
Years later, the cultivation world trembled at the name Lu. The great orthodox sect leaders wept behind their hands, while the demonic ancestors called the police in the middle of the night.
Lu Jing toyed with the brick in his hand, looking utterly innocent. "I, Lu Jing, believe in persuading people with reason. Why are you making baseless accusations against me?"
