With My Empress Wife Away, the Dragon-Phoenix Demon Child Sweeps the Nine Provinces

Also known as: The Foodie Days of the Dragon and Phoenix Little Devils

Ye Wuyuan transmigrates into a fantasy world with the cultivation of a Threefold Martial Emperor, all so he can father a pair of dragon-and-phoenix twins who are little devils!

His daughter, Ye Liuli, has a demonic pattern between her brows concealing the intent of a destructive sword. At the slightest provocation, she tears apart formations and beats up ancestors. Any old fogey who won't behave gets a spanking!

His son, Ye Xuanjin, wields the intent of a devouring blade. While other prodigies scramble for heavenly treasures, he chases ancient divine beasts to roast over a barbecue grill.

His wife, Leng Aoxue, is the Empress of the Aotian Divine Dynasty!

Forced into a lone confrontation by the scheme of the ancient Abyss Clan, she leaves their two little tyrants at home.

While their father is in seclusion, enduring tribulation,

the two three-year-olds sneak out of the mountains with a sackful of talismans and magical treasures!

Prodigies of the sacred lands? Perfect side dishes for the barbecue!

Ancient killing formations? Dig a tunnel and flip the formation's foundations right over!

Ancestors from the great clans dare to complain? Give them a spanking first, then clean out their treasure vaults!

"Daddy said to split the imperial capital in two and bring Empress Mommy home!"

As the two three-year-old little devils turn all of Jiuzhou upside down,

the mighty cultivators of the sacred lands are moved to tears:

"Please, keep your kids in line! We don't even want to go to the divine realm anymore!"

Meanwhile, the reclusive stay-at-home dad Ye Wuyuan smiles faintly:

It's fine. Let them do whatever they want. If things really get out of hand, I'll just reclaim the position of Ancestral God.