You Call This the Spring and Autumn Period? From the Start, Confucius Teaches with His Fists

[A Wild New Concept] [Historical What-If, High Martial Arts]

Also known as Spring and Autumn Battle Royale: Stay Away If Your Cheat Is Weak! and High Martial Arts in the Spring and Autumn Period: I Trained the Analects into Peerless Martial Arts

Spiritual qi revival, high martial arts in the Spring and Autumn Period!

The Hundred Schools contend, and all kinds of techniques emerge. A single saying from a sage becomes a path to the heavens!

Lin Yu, a modern martial arts instructor, dies suddenly after pulling an all-nighter and transmigrates into the Confucian sect as its most worthless disciple.

Fortunately, he gets the Nitpicker Interpretation System. It interprets every passage of the Analects through physics, never through benevolence and righteousness!

"Friends coming from afar? Isn't it a joy when they travel all this way to die?"

"When they've come, make them feel at home? If enemy troops come knocking, bury them right there!"

"When three walk together, one will be my teacher? If passersby provoke me, every last one of them is beneath me!"

Others discuss the Dao and argue their case. I strike first and send them to the afterlife by physical means!

Confucius, nine feet six inches tall and a hidden Martial Saint, watches my moves and cries, "That's the real deal!"

Laozi guards the Zhou border, while the young prodigies of the Hundred Schools battle for supremacy across the Spring and Autumn Period.

Wielding the Sword of Virtue, Lin Yu transforms countless passages into fist-swinging maxims, bulldozes his way forward, subdues the various states, eradicates heresies, and creates an entirely new Confucian path, becoming the supreme sage for all ages!