What's Wrong with Stealing a Little Yang Energy? The Immortal Venerable Loves It

[Two Male Leads] [Xianxia Cultivation] [Scheming, Black-Lotus, Drama-Queen Bottom x Cold, Possessive, Overthinking Top] [Fake Death Gone Wrong] [Lighthearted and Funny] [Two Powerful Leads, 1v1]

Shi Jingchun, the venerable young master of the demonic sect, has his cultivation sealed overnight. To survive, he has no choice but to disguise himself as a fragile little nobody and infiltrate the righteous sect.

He hears that Ying Wuchen, the aloof and untouchable number-one sword master of the righteous path, has a pure-yang constitution rarely seen in ten thousand years. A single breath of his qi is worth ten years of arduous cultivation.

Shi Jingchun immediately decides to stage an accident!

"Immortal Venerable, I'm so cold. I need to cuddle up to your pure-yang qi to feel better~"

On the surface, Shi Jingchun's eyes redden and he looks utterly pitiful. Inside, though, he's screaming: Abs! Such pure qi! Let me breathe in a couple more times!

Ying Wuchen, who suffers from severe mysophobia and cultivates the Heartless Way, watches the young man rubbing all over him. His ears turn bright red as he imagines: He'd risk his life to save me. He really loves me so much.

After shamelessly freeloading his way through one encounter after another, Shi Jingchun finally breaks through the seal, turns on his heel, and fakes his death without a second thought.

Who could have guessed that three years later, a sword would smash through the ceiling of the Demon Realm's great hall?

The fallen, unhinged sword master pins him firmly against the throne, his voice hoarse and his eyes bloodshot.

"You used my body and thought you could run? Now you'll pay it all back, with interest."