Marry First, Love Later | Light Comedy | Divorce Reality Show, Showbiz
[The Beagle-Type Funny Girl Who Reads Messages and Replies at Random × The Puppy with a Tea-Leaf Scent]
Xu Yi was determined to get a divorce. She kept yielding more and more in the division of assets. Even Kong Rong giving up the bigger pear couldn't compare to how readily Xu Yi gave up her share to get divorced.
Then a car accident sent her solemn, distant husband’s memories back to when he was eighteen.
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Eighteen-year-old Xiao Gou was as obedient as a puppy, and a total green tea boy. He was always making coy, tea-flavored remarks, clingy and prone to jealousy.
“Big Sis, I’ll be good. Please don’t leave me, okay?”
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Xu Yi took him on a divorce reality show.
When an audience member called him brother-in-law, he immediately showered them with 9.99 million yuan in digital red envelopes.
The whole internet was moved, united in one voice:
“Brother-in-law didn’t even take our wedding gifts, and he’s giving us red envelopes!”
“We’ll defend Brother-in-law Xiao Gou’s love to the death!”
Xu Yi’s head was spinning. How was she supposed to get divorced now?
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Later, everyone realized that Xiao Gou was completely a case of “Xu Yi first, Xu Yi last,” with two different sides to him.
In front of Xu Yi, he was a well-behaved little Gou. With everyone else, he was cold and distant.
He elbowed one male guest in a show of rivalry, and even unleashed the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms on his twenty-eight-year-old self.
A veterinarian in the audience studied Xiao Gou’s behavior on the show: [This puppy suffers from severe separation anxiety. He has to stay glued to his owner, and he needs her eyes to be on him alone at all times. Otherwise, he’ll get so jealous he goes mad.]
Xiao Gou thought the vet was a miracle doctor.
And the cure was Xu Yi.
