A Little Underworld Cutie Goes Sea Foraging and Catches a Water Ghost Live!

[Underworld Toddler] [Supernatural Tidepooling] [Funny Livestream] [Overwhelming Power] [No CP]

At midnight, the Haunted Bay was swept by chilling winds.

A three-and-a-half-year-old toddler with her hair tied in a tiny topknot squatted on a reef, hugging a pink plastic bucket as she spoke to the livestream camera in a babyish voice. "Hey, everyone! The tide's coming in today, so let's go ghostly tidepooling!"

She was the youngest daughter of the King of the Underworld. Bored with the afterlife, she had sneaked into the human world with the Book of Life and Death. While everyone else brought shovels to go tidepooling, she brought a mourning staff and a soul-hooking rope.

The moment a ghastly white figure poked its head above the water, Xiao Bao knocked it unconscious with her staff and hauled it up. "Wow! A top-quality water monkey with three hundred years of cultivation! Exorcising it will earn me ten lollipops!"

Viewers across the internet went from screaming in terror and calling the police to munching sunflower seeds as they watched the little girl mercilessly haul in her catch on the beach. Vengeful spirits from wealthy families, century-old ghosts, and deep-sea corpse demons huddled together in her pink plastic bucket, trembling with fear.

When a powerful heretic cultivator set up a Ten Thousand Ghost Soul-Eating Array on the beach, hoping to refine an entire city, the little girl thought it was a giant all-you-can-eat buffet. She sucked up so much of the evil energy that the cultivator's cultivation backfired, and he spat blood on the spot.

The livestream's popularity broke the platform's all-time record.

Xiao Bao was proudly counting her spoils when a rainbow-colored comment suddenly appeared in the livestream, sent from an IP address labeled "Ten Courts of Hell": "You little brat! Get back here and do your homework, now!"